jezpoetry (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} jezpoetry) wrote,@ 2005-10-22 20:39:00 |
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Bargain Madness, December 2004
I have bought
A wicked tooth-snazzier-upper
For a tenner
Because I'm rich.
It snazzied up my teeth
Something rotten
And the only glitch
Is my teeth being so-so
At the best of times
Like now.
I know,
Having repeated the experiment
And found I was already at the upper limit of snazziness thanks to my new purchase.
I am the first woman or man in the world
To write a poem on this subject
And when everybody's teeth are snazzied up
The world can credit me for the tip.
And I recommend a little scratcher
Like the dental hygienist uses.
Now your mouth won't need to be manhandled by an old dentist or
One just starting out
Who pulls your teeth out
For a fortune, say a tenner.
Sometimes even the rich
Like a bargain.
I have bought
A wicked tooth-snazzier-upper
For a tenner
Because I'm rich.
It snazzied up my teeth
Something rotten
And the only glitch
Is my teeth being so-so
At the best of times
Like now.
I know,
Having repeated the experiment
And found I was already at the upper limit of snazziness thanks to my new purchase.
I am the first woman or man in the world
To write a poem on this subject
And when everybody's teeth are snazzied up
The world can credit me for the tip.
And I recommend a little scratcher
Like the dental hygienist uses.
Now your mouth won't need to be manhandled by an old dentist or
One just starting out
Who pulls your teeth out
For a fortune, say a tenner.
Sometimes even the rich
Like a bargain.
